In September of 2025, my work is generating the most income it ever has in my career. Yet, I'm being forced to shut down my successul operation, against my will, due to one cause alone: 95% of that revenue is being stolen by piracy and copyright infringement. I've lost more than $1 million to copyright infringement in the last 15 years, and it's finally brought an end to my professional storm chasing operation. Do not be misled by the lies of infringers, anti-copyright activists and organized piracy cartels. This page is a detailed, evidenced account of my battle I had to undertake to just barely stay in business, and eventually could not overcome. It's a problem faced by all of my colleagues and most other creators in the field.
I hate doing yardwork. Well, not yardwork in general, but specifically yardwork at my house. This is because the surface area of my property, not counting my house, is about 15% grass and 85% bushes and brush - the main reason being because I live literally on the side of a mountain. There is very little flat ground for grass. My front yard is level for about ten feet before plunging down a 45-degree slope (cliff, actually) covered with brush. Thus, maintaining my yard is not as simple as rolling out the lawn mower and a string trimmer for 30 minutes.
One of the things about leaving to go storm chasing in May is that it gives the weeds and brush in my yard a big head start while I'm gone. This means my first yardwork day of spring is not very fun (actually it ends up being two or three days). The bushes around the house and the hill out front have been the bane of my existence ever since I bought the house, nearly unmanageable to maintain in the summer without working 2 hours a day to keep the growth in check. Until today!
This year I'm determined to wage war on the overgrowth. I went to Lowe's in search of a machine that could effectively give me the edge. Not some measly string trimmer or clippers, I wanted something metal with big teeth that could chew through anything I wanted it to. I found what I was looking for.
Here is the first task of the day, the pesky bushes (more like a weed because of how fast they grow and overtake everything) in front of the house.
And here is its enemy, my new ally in the fight against the brush.
This is the Mother Of All Hedge Trimmers, a huge Troy-Bilt gas-powered model. I laughed to myself (in a sinister Tim Allen way) at how big it was when I saw it in the store - and knew this was it. Even though I had to shell out nearly $200 for it. The blade stretches about two feet long, with inch-and-a-half gaps in between the teeth. This means business!
Do you feel lucky, brush overgrowth?
This was the first tool I've bought at Lowe's that the cashier actually warned me about how sharp and powerful it was. Yes, that is a good sign. The thing works just as well as it looks. It cut through everything like butter and reduced a two-day job of cutting down the front bushes to a little less than 45 minutes.
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To my regular readers, I offer my apologies for this heavy-handed notice. Unfortunately it has become necessary, so please bear with me!
Please don't copy/upload this site's content to social media or other web sites. Those copies have been a critical problem for me, seriously harming this site and my photography/storm chasing operation by diverting traffic, viewers, engagement and income. "Credit" and "exposure" does not benefit this site or my operation, rather they threaten my ability to cover my operating expenses. Please read my full explanation for this notice here.
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